Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Bigger?

Well... its been a long time... but... I am growing again.
I am eating all the food in the freakin house. All of it.
After I have eaten all the food, I am still not hungry... Our family is living in a third world household... I am not aloud to eat all the food.
I played hockey the past two days... not tiring at all. I am a tank.
Got some goals... many assists... took down a few massive men... like actually... one guy ended up with a gaping gash in his face... was pretty funny, he was really old... like... 40 ish...

My goal is to be 6'5 by tonight.
-4 inches....plus one....

Looking forward to floor hockey again this weekend... if I am 6'5 by then... I will p4wn!

Originally I wanted to be a giraffe... but...this is what I want to look like if I grow up...




Sorry ladies if this is not appropriate for you. But... this is a big hunk of raw man.

6 comments:

Becks said...

Really? He looks a little burnt to me.

You also might risk marrying someone who looks like a bee bit her lip.

Anonymous said...

Actually I thought that was you.
Mom

Anonymous said...

PS. I am sick of cooking and baking and trying to keep your belly full. And by the way, there are lots of potatoes and lots of rice to eat - that's better than a 3rd world country.

Trevor said...

HAhahahah! Josh, dont grow that much ok? Cause i am short enough.. i dont like looking up too much to my friends =P

M said...

Actually Josh. Grow. If you looked like Brad Pitt. Man. All the ladies.

P.S.

Also we would have more height advantage as "Trevor" so kindly pointed out.

Anonymous said...

Matt. Josh already has all the ladies.

I agree with "trevor" Don't grow. being 5 feet, well it hurts looking up to people.

but Heck, if you grow and look like that dude..then heck, grow all you want =D