Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hockey

Soo our ball hockey team played again last night... lost 6-0 but whatever it doesnt matter I had fun and they were a great teams soo... 
I have modified my blog by adding a Penguins schedule, yippee! soo now I dont have to lie to you about what time our games start at!

I really dont have anything more to say except, I am going to do my school in the sun outside... possibly get a tan.
Canucks start tonight! I am sooo excited, holy junk. They are goin all the way.
End of story.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thank goodness for windy days.

Soo this morning.. I got up.. yes.. I did
Not too big of an accomplishment.
Anyways get started on my morning stuff...have breakfast.. read the paper...
*ring ring. The phone, what do you know.. for me.. what do you know... work.. what do you know.. I was supposed to be at work an hour ago.. what do ya know. 
ok.. soo didnt start the day off too well... but because it was windy outside Andrew didnt have to work today... see he drove me down to work 10 minutes after they called.. yes.. I get ready that quick.    

Anyways.. I had called work on saturday asking for my shifts and the guy told me wednesday... 
Soo yesterday I went in and worked.. yay.. but seeing that next weeks schedule wasnt up yet I didnt bother checking this weeks.. haha.
Well lets just say that was the first shift I have been late for in almost 2 years at Sport Chek.
Atleast it made the day go by.

So. Got home and babysat for Lanny and our neighbor child Keira(2yrs old?) it was sweet... she is going to be my wife some day... but I will also be married to Myana Gehring.(I dont think I spelt her name right? shoot, that marriage could take some time.)

Played some ball hockey tonight. If you didnt know. Our group of guys got traded to the Penguins.. well lets just say.. we got the better end of the deal. The guys on the Penguins are awesome. not just at hockey.. but they are cool, and my use of descriptive words is appalling.
We won our first game with them 3-1.
And we officially start on Tuesday against the North Stars. Should be able to beat them.
The game tonight got a little rough. haha Our goalie apparently has a reputation of destroying people in front of his net well.. one of their players crashed the net and our Goalie.. possibly might have smacked him in the face with his blocker.. possibly... highly unlikely but... :D
Well lets just say.. they didnt like that so they retaliated and we didnt like that soo we retaliated.. haha. We almost had to call the game quits before it ended haha.
Took another dude out... haha and this time.. he was fat.. hahaha soo funny... I actually sold him some stuff at Sport Chek soo he knows me.. we had a pretty good rivalry going the whole night.


Encourage me to do school! please...

Bedtime.

Me,

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Alone Again. Long. I Am Happy

If this is what my post high-school, growing up,moving out weekends are going to look like... I want my mommy back.
Not that I really have a life right now as it is. Sitting at home watching 5 hours of playoff hockey everyday isnt soo bad..... for the first two days. I thought my graduating year was supposed to be exciting? I feel like burning my school books and telling my mom that I finished them and... hid.. them.. somewhere..."OH! I just didnt want you to see my rediculously high marks mom!"
She would understand... "Oh.. thats ok son... I am sure you did them properly and got everything right."
Life would be great.
Until she found the charred remains of my half done english assignment. I would be done.. groundings for a mon... wait... my mom doesn't discipline me. She just threatens me... 
"You wont be able to watch 24 this week if you dont...!"   yep.. that's how it works in this house.

It seems that the discipline factor as gotten slackter..er slacker.. as we get down the line.
I am not complaining... my older siblings deffinetly got it worse than me. But Lanny... oh Lanny boy... he gets off the hook soo many times.. not that I am jealous of a 7 year old or anything but.
He watches the movies I wasnt aloud to watch till I was 10... and he has a bed time of 8 O'clock... wow.. I had to go to bed at 7:30 till I was 14... sheesh
AND he is aloud to wander the neighborhood with his dudes pretty much whenever and wherever. He is deffinetly going to be a pimp when he grows up... And by pimp I mean p.i.m.p.
and by p.i.m.p I mean a Person In Missions..........p.
Let me tell you.. that kid has a knowledge and heart for God like no other 7 year old I have met.
He is also the neighborhood bible thumping sheriff...
Coming home saying "ummm... Joooosh.. was my friend..."bobby" supposed to say $&*%"
and "ummm Joooosh... they arent being fare and letting everybody play hockey. They wont let me play because I am white".. well not really but "they wont let me play unless I have rollerblades" *tears... awww. What a vulnerable, soft, and awesome kid.

Speaking of tears and softness... one of the latest episodes of Lost almost destroyed my manlyness... a tear... down my cheek... un heard of... poor Ben....why do you have to be so evil and manipulative enough to make me feel sorry for you.
Just soo you know... I will cry in any animal movie you throw at me... not because you threw it at me.. psh... but animal movies are all the same.. they have that one scene where the owner of some animal realizes all the pain,sorrow, and trouble that his pet is bringing him and decides to "disown" his pet... Tears, screaming, and a dog with a tail between its legs insew...
"Rover.... I dont love you anymore... Go away... GO AWAY... I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE!.. WAAAH"
and then somehow the animal comes back later in the film to save someones life and be the hero and the recently angry owner... has a change of heart and decides that the pet is adoribal once again. Those movies get me right there!
aka... the original Air Bud...

Other things that get me right there....
Movies that dont follow the books...
Lord of the rings....
Frodo, Sam, Gollum... climbing the cliff below the caves of Cirith Ungol...
goes something like this.. but not quite..
Gollum, "FRODO.. the fat one ate all the food.. he must not care about the precious"

Frodo, "is this true sam.. do you not care about us.. and why have you suddenly gained 7 pounds overnight?.. and why do you make accusations that Gollum is a traitor?"

Sam, "I do care about you mister frodo.. I do.. is that ring.. the ring tricked you.. let me carry it for you!"

Frodo, "No sam... no... we dont need you anymore... all I need is this ring and that frail ugly creature, smeagol... er Gollum... er.. which one are you agian?"

Gollum/Smeagol,"Um.. I am both, masters... but only one of me actually has a guilty conscience"

Frodo, "oh... right smeagol... er Gollum... Dangit!.. where was I? oh right.. Sam I hate you... get you and your furry toes back to bag end... now.. I dont love you"

Sam, "but mister frodo.. he is trying to trick you.. hhhh.. I give up... WAaaaaahhh"

Honestly... I cried the first time I saw this part.. it was not right.. piece of crap Peter Jackson
But then Sam comes back to prove his friendship and save the day while throwing Gollum.. er Smeagol... off a cliff... that he miraculously survives haha.

Another amazing book turned bad ANIMATED movie... The Black Cauldron
based on the series.. The Chronicles Of Prydain...by Lloyd Alexander, which I absolutly loved... yes.. books.. me.. loved..me.... mmmme.
The ending of the books... AMAZING
the ending of the movie.. scarred me... 
I watched it with my brother and sister.. and the truth... 
I think I was like 12.... yes 12... 
I left near the end... Screaming... crying... punching walls... and traumatized...
My favourite charector... Gurgi.. the... dog... sheep.. man.. person... didnt die in the books...
Well... he sacrificed his life for mankind in the movie.. which is where I left... later to figure out that he came back to life meaning that the movie didnt follow the book at all because whoever jumped into the Cauldron... would die but save mankind... well Gurgi jumped in... died and came back to life... while in the book... some traveling singing monk... jumped in.. saved mankind.. but died.... Piece of crap Ted Berman and Richard Rich... K I am not too mad at Richard Rich.. cause he directed the Fox and hound... which also made me cry... He also directed The Swan Princess... and some Nest videos.. if you know the company... I am sure the Lefebvre family knows them well...

Anyways... future directors, producers, and script writers... dont do a movie based on a book.. you ruin peoples lives...

unless you're Peter Jackson... who still made billions from Lord of the rings...

wow.... I just typed more than 150 words for once... be proud of me...?

I hope this made some of you laugh.. it made me laugh.. thinking about all the movies I have cried at... 

Josh.

Monday, April 13, 2009

New socks

New socks... only the best feeling in the world!
Playing intense hockey in two days.. the second best..
NHL playoffs starting in 2 days... the second and a half best.

Our ball hockey team.. just found out that we will be called the Senators... 
We probly wont be as good(terrible) as the Ottawa Senators.. but we will try...our best.
We are playing the Blues on wednesday... which is lovely because the Vancouver Canucks are also playing the St.Louis Blues on wednesday.
We will have less of a chance of winning then the Canucks unfortunetly...
Our top line of Dany Heatley, Jason Spezza, and Daniel Alfredson...(Paul, Mike, and Matt...)
shall do some damage...
We all have nominated David as the Jarko Ruttu of our team.. if you dont who that is.. well he is one of the most annoying players in the NHL... gets aot of stupid penalties and annoys the other team... soo.. :D

I had(am having) a good easter!

Chocolaaate!

Boston Pizza's Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza! mmmmmm

BBQ Riiiiibs!

Jack Bauer.

Things I am thankful for.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Teehee

I am in your blog.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

100 things you probably already know about me!

Soo these are 100 things about me...
You may know them.. you may not.. either way.. you have to read all of them... because you are my friend.. that's why!
And because I have absolutely nothing else to blog about, except whether or not I am having regular bowel movements.. though that would be exciting.. probably not the topic of interest to any of you!
Soo without further ado...

100 Questions!!!!!!!!!

1. How old will you be in five years? 22 1/2 hmh..

2. Do you rent or own? I live with my family... soo pretty much own...

3. How tall are you? 6 feet exactly

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Ball HOCKEY!! Finishing SCHOOL!

5. What's the last movie you saw? Lucky Number Slevin.. wasnt too bad.. pretty cool ending..


6. Who was the last person you called? that would be sport chek.. haha.. but non work involved...Matthew of the Scottish? Irish? family.. hrm.. have to look up the heritage on that boy..

7. Who was the last person to call you? Matthew aswell.. haha

8. What was the last text message you received? "You're smokin hot... wanna go for a drink sometime?".. 

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail? Cam.. new manager at work..
 

10. Do you prefer to call or text? either... but probly call.. cause I am too sarcastic when I type/text

11. What were you doing at 12am last night? sleeping

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? married.

13. When is the last time you saw your mom? 10 minutes ago.

14. What color are your eyes?  fabulous.. oh wait.. color? Bright Blue...

15. What time did you wake up today? 7:01.26

16. What are you wearing right now? shorts and a t-shirt

17. What song are you listening to right now? none... the sound of people banging their fists on a poker table

18. Where is your favorite place to be? out of place.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be? a dumpster... otherwise known as blogging.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere? Brazil...Columbia... some place green...


21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? space.. unless the space station fails... soo... I will be... probably at some camp.. or school...


22. Where is your cellphone? at Rogers wireless waiting for me to buy it

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Rats.. biting my toes... cause in the nutcracker.. a rat bites a womens toe.. scariest moment of my life 

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? Max Hayes... everyday... 


25. How many TVs do you have in your house? 2.. and one more in the garage/shop thingy

26. How big is your bed? mmmmmmm just acquired a queen.. soooo comfy... no body probly knew this but... it is amazing

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? desktop yo.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? with some clothing yes...


29. What color are your sheets? many colors.. mainly tan

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? two 

31. What is your favorite season? Spring.

32. What do you like about fall? My birthday...Thanksgiving... colors...

33. What do you like about winter? GT'ing

34. What do you like about the summer? tanning... wearing no clothes... barely any atleast... swimming... no school

35. What do you like about spring? Rain, flowers...and easter bunnies...

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in? 2 

37. What cities/towns have you lived in? Kelowna, Kenora, Sioux Lookout (I know.. pretty indian-ish if you ask me) and Kamloops
 

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? socks.. or bare feet 

39. Are you a social person? very
.

40. What was the last thing you ate? A sandwich and Nachos.. for my 3:30 lunch..:)


41. What is your favorite restaurant? Red Robins, Kelly O's, Triple Oh's, White Spot, SUBWAY!


42. What is your favorite ice cream? Soft serve with Oreos.. mmmm

43. What is your favorite dessert? Sex in a pan...er... aka 5 layer dessert :D

44. What is your favorite kind of soup? Bacon Bean, Chicken Rice, or Lipton

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Rasberry or strawberry

46. Do you like Chinese food? YES!


47. Do you like coffee? YES.. and all you who drink decaf... slap yourself.. Coffee is for the caffene and taste...dont violate yourself with crap.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?  I drink 3 leter water bottles.. the non cancer water bottles too...

49. What do you drink in the morning? Orange Juice, Coffee, Water, and Milk.. haha yes.. alot of liquid

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? left...

52. Do you know how to play poker? Yes

53. Do you like to cuddle? Hmm... Ye...ss

54. Have you ever been to Mexico? nope

55. Do you have an addictive personality? No. 

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?At home

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? 2 people
.

59. Do you want kids? Yes..2... 

60. Do you speak any other languages? not fluently


61. Have you ever gotten stitches? 4 on my head 3 on my finger and 3 on my lower eyelid.

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No 

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? pool

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats? Window

65. Do you know how to drive stick? I know the basics.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Deffinetly Subway.. or sporting goods

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? None.

68. What is your favorite TV show? Lost or 24

69. Can you roll your tongue? no 

70. Who is the funniest person you know? Tim Coulter :D 

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? not since last year hahah:D I miss you barney

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? none 

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? yes. they are now in lanny's dress up box haha shows how wacky my clothes were.. 

74. What red object is closest to you right now? a tool box

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? yes 

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? If I had a closet... closed


77. Any talents? many

78. Do you flirt a lot? I would say No.. but that is a question for others to answer for me...
 

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Kurtus/Dana/Josh Niessen's honey mustard, BBQ... or both 

80. What is your favorite food? Stroganhoff 

81. Can you change the oil on a car? Cars get oiled... 

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? No

83. Have you ever run out of gas? yes... on my lawnmower haha


84. What is your usual bedtime? 11. always

85. What was the last book you read? The bible actually

86. Do you read the newspaper? every morning actually

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? I do sports illustrated swimsuit edition... NAT!
Breakaway(by focus on the family) and Youthwalk.. 

89. Do you watch soap operas? Mainly days of our lives... :P 

90. Do you dance in the car? Only to Katy Perry


91. What radio station did you last listen to? The river...

92. Who's in the picture frame closest to you? Sadly I dont have picture frames close to me.. but the closest would be my room.. and it would be me... haha Conseted.. I know.. the first ime I played drop in hockey

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? what players I was going to pick up on my hockey pool haha
 

94. What is your favorite candle scent? Vanilla... by far


95. What is your favorite board game? Settlers of Catan

97. When was the last time you attended church? 4 days ago. 

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school? Deffinetly the P.E teacher.. soo .. myself..

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? 5 days I think.. atleast 

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you? extra special eh... probably Alex and Hannah.. paying for my Valentines experiance :D thanks ladies!